New Year's Eve: You know you're old when.....

1) You yawn a few dozen times before midnight
2) You are excited when it's finally midnight because that means you can go home without being made fun of
3) Your evening was ruined from the beginning because you have to put your cat to sleep (this really happened and it was HORRIBLE!!!)
4) Dinner out was the best part
5) You can think of 4 solid reasons why New Year's Eve really isn't as fun as it used to be!